One Liners
A selection of one-liners submitted to Newsjack BBC Radio 4 Extra, Feb 2018-Mar2018. My favourite is the last one...
Graduate sues University for “Mickey Mouse” degree, claiming it stalled her career…..surely the “Bob The Builder” module would have helped her up the ladder?
New Scientology Travolta (sorry, TV) network announces new series of “The Cruise”.
Edinburgh Zoo halts Giant Panda breeding programme due to the “incredibly complex and unpredictable process…it’s not black and white”.
Edinburgh Zoo halts Giant Panda breeding programme due to the “incredibly complex and unpredictable process…it’s not black and white”.
Starfish “Armageddon” on Ramsgate beach linked to Four Seahorses of the Apocalypse.
After praise for attending his daughter’s gay wedding ceremony in Ulster, the father responded “I may be an Orangeman, but it takes two to Tango.”
Starbucks investors worried that new 5p paper cup charge will increase Costa coffee.
Life on Mars declared possible after scientists find bacteria on the driest place on earth….Mike Pence denies his wife is on the next SpaceX flight.
Apple worried that employees constantly walking into glass doors are developing a crack habit.
Sebastian Eubank blamed Saturday’s delay to his pro boxing debut on “teething problems” with security…. Father Chris Eubank responded “I hath noth-thinth th thoo with thecureithy…”
£9000 - the current cost of an arts degree, ahead of a review that may link tuition fee costs to future career earnings.
£9 and a pack of Quavers - the future cost of an arts degree.
1 - the number of thumbs stolen from a Chinese Terracotta Warrior in America.
1,2,3,4 - China declares a thumb war.
£9 and a pack of Quavers - the future cost of an arts degree.
1 - the number of thumbs stolen from a Chinese Terracotta Warrior in America.
1,2,3,4 - China declares a thumb war.